"I woke up, and it was like Christmas: I was a nervous wreck, but I was just so excited at the same time. Spencer said, “I’m so proud of you.” It was like he was wishing me well off to school: “Love you! Bye!” But surgery is a very big deal. Right before I went in, I was like, What if I don’t wake up? Oh, this is scary. Then I thought, I don’t care. If I don’t wake up, it’s worth it. I just wanted it so badly"
- Heidi Montag
Welcome to the next phase of evolution. We live in an age where entire generations of women are starting to look the same. An age of plastic, oddly feline flesh masks and deteriorating Barbie bodies. We live in an age where every celebrity that matters is a convicted criminal and has a heaps cute mug shot or a “breaking-down-in-court” video. An age where every young female star has their pussy splayed across the internet and a “leaked” sextape – each with a specific, increasingly depraved kink to top the previous starlet (a knife, a footjob, a Dirty sanchez). An age where autotune dominates the airwaves and top 40 is nothing but an endless onslaught of inhuman howls and moans. An age where nothing is ever enough.
2010 marks the beginning of the end. And we fucking love it.
Fuck guitars. Fuck "retro". Fuck natural beauty. Fuck talent. Its all about synthesizers, exhibitionism, money, fame, power. Long live the horror and the new flesh. This is the church of Heidi.
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